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Jam 22:43 terdampar di dunia maya

Abis muterin Jogja nyari hotel buat tamu....

PENUUUUUUUH!

waaa...... bingung nie gimana?????

Pundak, kepala, tangan badan pegel2 semua....

hiks..hiks...hikss

Lagu Barat Versi Jawa pt. 2 (sebuah tulisan anak NamChe)

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Enemy at the Gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
>
> Die Hard -- Matine Angel
>
> Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
>
> Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati2
> To?
>
> Bad Boys -- Bocah-bocah Elek
>
> Lost in Space -- Ilang Neng Awang-awang
>
> X-Men -- Wong Lanang Saru
>
> X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Banget
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> Cheaper by the Dozen -- Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
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> Paycheck -- Kasbon
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> Independence Day -- Pitulasan
>
> The Day After Tomorrow -- Sesuk Emb�n
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> Die Another Day -- Modar� Ojo Saiki
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> There is Something About Marry -- Meri Ono Apa-apan�
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> Silence of the Lamb -- Wedhuse Mutung
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> All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu2
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> Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Ap�s
>
> Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sakcepete
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> Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan
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> The Abyss -- Entek-entekan
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> Seabiscuit -- Mangan Camilan Neng Laut
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> Terminator -- Terminal Montor
>
> How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat
> Lanangan mung 10 Dino
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> Lord Of The Ring -- Pedagang Akik...
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> Deep Impact -- Ngantem Njero
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> Million Dollar Baby -- Babi Regone Sak Juta
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> Blackhawk Down -- Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
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> Saving Private Ryan -- Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan
> (pancene goblog tenan opo?)


Wakakakakaka....
ayo-ayo yang punya ide lain....
kirim ke saiia... tak postke.....
hiuuhuhuhuhu

Lagu Barat versi Jawa

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Lagu Barat versi jowo


Just kidding....

* All out of love (Air Supply) : Katresnan Kebablasan
* Goodbye (Air Supply) : Minggat
* Lost in love (Air Supply) : Wis Ora Tresno
* Grease (Bee Gees) : Kinclong
* I started a joke (Bee Gees) : Wiwit Ndagel
* In the morning (Bee Gees) : Isuk Utuk2
* Saturday night fever (Bee Gees) : Meriang ning Nekat Ngapel
* Summertime (jazz) : Loro Panas
* Words (Bee Gees) : Nggedebus
* More than words (Extreme) : Nggedebus Pol
* Smoke on the water (Deep Purple) : Umob (album 'Nggodog Wedang')
* Soldier of fortune (Deep Purple) : Prajurit Ra Iso Mati
(kethoprakan ....)
* Mama (Genesis) : Mak'e
* Another day in paradise (Phill Collins) : Liyo Dina neng Suwargo
* Againts all odds (Phill Collins) : Ongko Ganep
* All night long (Lionel Richie) : Lek-lekan (Begadang)
* Still (Lionel Richie) : Isih (durung
entek)
* Stuck on you (Lionel Richie) : Kecanthol
* Truly (Lionel Richie) : Tenane
* Frozen (Madonna) : Njendel
* Black & white (Michael Jackson) : Sebrangan Dalan
* Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) : Diithik-ithik sak Modare
* My way (Frank Sinatra) : Sak Karepku
* I don't like to sleep alone (Paul Anka) : Kelonana Aku
* Hands clean (Alanis Morissette) : Bar Wisuh
* Believe (Cher) : Percoyo
* I still believe (Brenda K Star) : Ngengkelan
* Shy Guy (Diana King) : Clingus
* Wild Woman (Michael Learns to Rock) : Simbok Morotuwo
* Torn (Natalie Imbruglia) : Suwek Dhedhel Dhuel
* Don't speak (No Doubt) : Menenga Wae
* Something stupid (R William
* & Nicole Kidman) : Nggobloki
* Don't stop me now (Queen) : Ojo Ngganduli
* Always (Bon Jovi) : Mesthi Ngono
* Bed of roses (Bon Jovi) : Trebela
* Alone (Heart) : Ijen (album
'Kendel Tenan')
* Self control (Laura Branigan) : Poso
* Jump (Van Halen) : Njondhil (album
'Kaget')
* Almost unreal (Roxette) : Ora Umum
* Black magic woman (Santana) : Mak Lampir
* Smooth (Santana) : Lunyu
(album'Kepleset' )
* Always somewhere (Scorpion) : Mblayang Wae!
* So young (The Corrs) : Isih ABG
* Forever young (Alphaville) : Awet Nom
* Suddenly (Billy Ocean) : Ujug-ujug
* If (Bread) : Yen
* My heart will go on (Celine Dion) : Loro Hepatitis
* Hard to say I'm sorry (Chicago) : Kisinan
* Zombie (Cranberries) : Gendruwo
* Boulevard (Dan Byrd) : Dalan Gedhe
* Emotion (Destiny's Child) : Muntab
* If we hold on together (Diana Ross) : Yen Gegandengan Tangan
* It's you
* (Dionne W & Stevie W) : Jebul Sliramu
* Big big world (Emilia) : Donyane Gedhe
Banget
* Careless whisper (George Michael) : Seneng Rasan2
* I don't have the heart (James Ingram) : Rempela Thok
* Just once (James Ingram) : Sepisan Wae
* Beautiful girl (Jose Mari Chan) : Cah Ayu
* To all the girls I loved before (Julio Iglesias) : Kanggo
Randha-Randhaku
* Pretty boy (M2M) : Banci
* Smile again (Manhatan Transfer) : Ayo Ngguyu
(Waljinah)
* I'll be here waiting for you (Richard Marx) : Tak Cegat Neng Kene
* 2 Become 1 (Spice Girls) : Ilang Siji
* Just the way you are (Billy Joel) : Sak karepmu
* Smoke gets in your eyes (jazz) : Keculek Rokok
* Long train running (Doobie W) : Kepancal Sepur
* All blues (George Benson) :
Kelunturan (Biru Kabeh)
* O Danny boy (tradisional Irlandia) : O, Jebul
Anake Dani!
* Another clown (Leon) : Koyo Bad

FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!

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Howdy,

Mohon maaf tidak saya pilihi, kalau dibaca satu persatu ada yang membuat
ngakak tidak habis-habis ... kok ya ada-ada saja. Dari
http://www.danielsen.com/jokes/signs.txt

FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!
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---------------------------
Here are some signs and notices written in English that were
discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an
'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them.

In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by
national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the
hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the
boots of ascension.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy
dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;
beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute
customers in strict rotation.

A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that
people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live
together in one tent unless they are married with each other
for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby
be used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon
having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed
as a man.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to
it.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable
food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are
best in the long run.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your
room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles
your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

Howgh!
-- Djoko Luknanto, Jack la Motta, Luke Skywalker
"Let's Twist Again" - Chubby Checker

A Chinese Lady Called 'Annie Wan'

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Ini saya ambil dari milis ekonomi-nasional. Selamat menikmati. is A Chinese Lady Called 'Annie Wan'

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother
Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

English Course

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Djoko Luknanto, Jack la Motta, Luke Skywalker
"Deg-deg Plas" - Koes Plus

English Course!

Seorang Ibu Guru mengajar Bahasa Inggris di SMP kelas satu. Dia memberikan
PR pada murid-muridnya yaitu mencari kosakata baru, sebanyak 3 kalimat dalam
Bahasa Inggris dan akan di tes pada hari Senin nanti.

Bejo pusing 7 keliling dengan PR segampang itu, namun dia pasang kuping
untuk mencari 3 kalimat itu. Di rumah ia mendengar bapaknya bertengkar
dengan ibunya, bapaknya berteriak: "Shut up your mouth!"

Mendengar itu ia bertanya pada ayahnya, "Apakah 'shut up your mouth' itu
termasuk kalimat bahasa Inggris?" Bapaknya mengiyakan. Alhamdulillah dapat
satu kalimat, batin Bejo.

Setelah mandi dan makan dia menonton kartun Superman. Ketika Superman akan
terbang dia berkata "Superman!", dia bertanya lagi pada bapaknya. "Apakah
Superman juga kalimat Inggris?", dan bapaknya pun menjawab "Yes, Bejo!",
dapet dua batin si Bejo lagi.

Senin pagi-pagi mau berangkat ke sekolah, Bejo baru dapat 2 kalimat. Tapi
saat mau naek bus kota, dia melihat seorang laki-laki mempersilakan seorang
gadis naek duluan, laki2 itu berkata , "Please, Ladies first!", dia
penasaran bertanya pada laki2 itu, apakah itu kalimat Inggris, si laki2
mengiyakan.

Yes! batin Bejo lagi, dia sudah melengkapi semua PR-nya! Ketika kelas mulai,
satu persatu maju menyampaikan 3 kalimat yang di dapatnya.

Tibalah giliran Bejo:
Ibu Guru : OK Bejo, did you get the words?
Murid : No... eh yes, teacher
Ibu Gur : Good, what is your first word
Murid : Shut up, your mouth!
Ibu Guru : What did you say ? Are you mad at me? Who do you think you are ?
Murid : Superman !!!
Ibu Guru : Bejo! get out from this class.
Murid : Ladies first !! Thank you.

Ibu Polisi

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POLISI

Tadi siang gw naek motor.

Ampe di simpang Jakal… kan biasa tuh suka ada anak2 jalanan yang ngelap-ngelap motor atawa mobil.
Dan biasa juga, kalo kita bilang enggak mereka pasti ngeyel….

Ae,ae,ae… sambil masang muka melas.

Nah didepan gw ada ibu-ibu naik Mio.

Trus ada anak jalanan (bapak jalanan tepatnya) ngeri amat, gw aja ngeri ngeliatnya…

Ibu itu udah bilang enggak, tapi tuh orang ngeyel. Emang terkenal, mereka kadang-kadang suka godain ibu-ibu atau mbak-mbak yang naek motor. Karena cewe, kalo ditempel trus biasanya ngasih duit. Dari gerak-geriknya tuh ibu keliatan udah mulai kesel.

Tiba-tiba…..

Ibu itu buka jaketnya, sambil ngomong

“Saya Polisi!”

Dia buka jaketnya sambil nunjukin emblem polisi, dari belakang gw sekilas bisa liat “holster (t4 pistol)” dipinggangnya….

Gokil…..

Kontan tuh orang langsung lari…

“maap, maap, bu”

Nah anak2 jalanan yang lagi ngeliatin dipinggir jalan kontan ngakak liat tuh orang lari,,, gara-gara ditakutin ibu-ibu…

Wakakakakakak

Sukurrrr!

Lapppeeeer

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Duh kok laper terus yah???

Jam 8 malem perut udah keruyukan….

Sebenernya perut sama sekali gag keruyukan deng… heheh

Tapi hasrat pengen makan menggebu-gebu banget.

Padahal tadi siang udah makan, trus jam 6 tadi baru makan. Mie Hokian+kakap goreng... ama jus melon.

Trus balik kekost, jam 7 pegi ke tetangga minum jus melon lagih dit4 tetangga….

Abis bermelonan trus mandi. Abis mandi yak ok laper lagie…

Tadi udah ngelirik Mr. Piru dari balkon, kayaknya tempe goreng + fresh sauce enak neh…. + secangkir teh manis anget (loh??) yaaa,,,, gw mesti bertekad gag boleh keluar kamar…. Begitu keluar … pasti makan…

Tappiii lapeeeeeeeeeer

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